eqiunox:

Babies

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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

Am I too young to retire

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evievstheworld:

I JUST SPAT OUT MY MILK AT THIS GOD DAMN IT

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